Howdy people? 

Here's a little story about an old friend of mine 

And to all you great folks out there 

This is hardcore 10-4.... 

Freaky friday, things ain't going my way 

Everything is gone, my life is a country song 

Oh-oh I jumped out of my bed this morning

 Then I heard this crunchy sound 

From my left leg that was broken 

And a note was laying on the ground 

Baby, I'm leaving you this minute 

Took the car and the cats and dogs 

Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson 

Nothing's left but the note you got, ah you suck 

Freaky Friday, things ain't going my way 

Everything is gone, my life is a country song 

Freaky Friday, go play on the highway 

Everything is wrong, what the heck is going on 

On my way through crosstown traffic 

I was hit by a giant truck 

I came late to work and got fired 

Then suddenly the thunder struck 

Oh-oh Baby, I am leavin