[00:14.41]I don't know much about dancin'
[00:16.03]That's why I got this song
[00:17.92]One of my legs is shorter than the other
[00:19.59]And both my feet's too long
[00:21.64]'Course now right along with 'em
[00:23.47]I got no natural rhythm
[00:25.27]But I go dancin' every night
[00:26.98]Hoping one day I might get it right
[00:29.22]I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)
[00:33.74]Dancin' fool
[00:36.50]I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)
[00:40.89]Dancin' fool
[00:44.25]I hear that beat I jump outta my seat
[00:45.75]But I can't compete 'cause I'm a
[00:47.16]Dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)
[00:50.77]Dancin' fool
[00:54.18]
[01:01.33]The disco folks all dressed up
[01:03.20]Like they's fit to kill
[01:05.00]I walk on in, see 'em there
[01:06.83]I'm gonna give them all a thrill
[01:08.77]When they see me comin'
[01:10.66]They all steps aside
[01:12.50]They has a fit while I commit
[01:14.16]My social suicide
[01:15.76]I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)
[01:20.32]Dancin' fool
[01:23.04]I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)
[01:27.56]Dancin' fool
[01:30.66]The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
[01:36.15]Beat goes on and I'm so wrong
[01:41.27]Beat goes on and I'm so wrong
[01:47.25]The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
[01:48.96]The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
[01:50.71]The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
[01:52.50]The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
[01:54.46]I may be totally wrong but I'm a
[01:55.71]Dancin' fool
[01:58.59]I may be totally wrong but I'm a
[01:59.64]Dancin' fool
[02:03.23]
[02:05.90](Yowza, yowza, yowza)
[02:10.23]I got it all together now
[02:13.61]With my very own disco clothes, hey
[02:17.58]My shirt's half open to show you my chain
[02:21.15]And the spoon for up my nose
[02:24.85]I am really something
[02:27.98]That's what you'd probably say
[02:31.99]So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink
[02:35.27]While I dance the night away
[02:38.78]I'm a dancin' fool
[02:42.33]I'm a dancin' fool
[02:45.86]I'm a dancin' fool
[02:49.39]I'm a dancin' fool
[02:52.97]He's a dancin' fool
[02:56.46]I may be totally wrong but I'm a...
[03:00.36]I may be totally wrong but I'm a...
[03:04.32]I may be totally wrong but I'm a...
[03:08.32]I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool!
[03:12.55]
[03:14.48]Hey darlin' can I buy ya a couple a drinks?
[03:21.71]Looking for Mr. Goodbar? Well, here he is
[03:25.88]Wait a minute, I've got it: you're an Italian
[03:30.85]Huh? You're Jewish?
[03:33.35]Oh, love your nails
[03:35.36]You must be a Libra
[03:39.04]Your place or mine?