Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

My name is {scratches Slim Shady

Hi! My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is {scratches Slim Shady

Ahem excuse me!

Can I have the attention of the class

for one second

Eminem]

Hi kids! Do you like violence （Yeah yeah yeah!）

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids （Uh-huh!）

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did （Yeah yeah!）

Try 'cid and get ****** up worse that my life is （Huh ）

My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight

but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate （Ummmm ）

And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead!

Uh-uhhh! So why's your face red Man you wasted!

Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass

faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast

C'mere slut! （Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog!）

I don't give a **** God sent me to piss the world off!

Chorus

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My name is {scratches Slim Shady

Hi! My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is {scratches Slim Shady

Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

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Hi! My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is {scratches Slim Shady

Eminem]

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler

Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender then stuck my **** in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians

in a spaceship while they screamin at me LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more **** than I do （Damn!）

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her （Oh thank you!）

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans （Aaahhhhhh!）

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

（Dude can I get your autograph ）

So I signed it 'Dear Dave thanks for the support ASSHOLE!'

Chorus

Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

My name is {scratches Slim Shady

Hi! My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

My name is {scratches Slim Shady

Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

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Eminem]

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! （Get him!）

Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE!

I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die （**** that!）

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

（Huh yup!） Am I comin or goin I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive （Go ahead）

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

（Whoops!） Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk （hachhh-too）

I spit when I talk I'll **** anything that walks （C'mere）

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM （WAH!）

YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! （WAHHH!）

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head （BANG!）

I'm steamin mad （Arrrggghhh!）

And by the way when you see my dad （Yeah ）

Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi! My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

My name is {scratches Slim Shady

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My name is {scratches Slim Shady

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