I want to live in a land where there's free coffee

And the beer flows out of the ground

The women are nice and they don't think twice

About kissing you and fooling around

I wanna live in a place where there's lots of diamonds

And the parties last till dawn

The fights don't hurt and there's chocolate dirt

And the **** is grown instead of the lawn

Is there such a place?

Well, I guess there could be

If we all could be so gentle

If we call could be so free, coffee

Is there such a place?

Well, I guess there could be

If we all could be so gentle

If we all could be so free, coffee

I wanna live in a place where there's free coffee

When they bury me in the ground

I'll have a smile on my face

I love life in this free coffee town

Is there such a place?

Well, I guess there could be

If we all could be so gentle

If we all could be so free, coff