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Album:Straight Outta Lynwood

Yankovic-Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please

Really want to give you a warning

'Cause I found out this morning

'Bout a dangerous, insidious comuter virus

If you should get any mail with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"

Better not go taking your chances

Under no circumstances

Should you open it or else it will

Translate your documents into Swahili

Make your TV record "Gigli"

Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling



(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze

(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs

(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too

And the hard drive of anyone related to you



Virus alert!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody



Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint