Mom and dad don't look so hot these days

They're getting over the hill

Death is closing in and catching up

As far as I can tell

Got a plan of action and cold blood

And it smells of defiance

I just wait for mom and dad to die

And get my inheritance

Well, I want more

'Cause I'm getting bored

And I'm going nowhere fast

I was once filled with doubt

Now it's all figured out

Well, nothing good can last

Crow's feet and rot are setting in

And time is running out

My parent's income interest rate

Is getting higher clout

I'm a snot-nosed slob without a job

And I know I damn well should

Mom and dad don't look so hot these days

But my future's looking good

Well, I want more

'Cause I'm getting bored

And I'm going nowhere fast

I was once filled with doubt

Now it's all figured out

Well, nothing good can last

Well, I want more

'Cause I'm getting bored

And I'm going nowhere fast

I was once filled with doubt

Now it's all figured out

Well, nothing good can last