「密偵物語」

作詞∶Jack Brown

作曲∶椎名林檎

歌∶椎名林檎

I'll tell you gals how To hoodwink a crowd

Of liars, fat cats and thieves

A poison-dart eye And some quicksilver jive

Make all men weak in the knees

Haa, Caracas, Monaco nights

Istanbul, Rio and Nice

When the night has been won

No one knows till the sun

Is rising on you in Greece

Gong Gong

Dr.　Bow Tie quits on an ace

A briefcase changes hands

Why do these cats think that they're safe

I'm clandestine by my microphone

「Oh 009, do try to be more careful this time.」

When 009 Takes his own sweet time

And botches all of our plans

The Agency chimes I'm called in to find

Who took the briefcase and ran

Old Souse seas, Canberra, Marrakech nights

Blue skies from Daker to Nice

All diabolic schemes Unravel with ease

When you can scat your commands

Bomb Bomb

Dr.　Bow Tie makes for the door

I light a short fuse on my sign

She's a landmine draped in Dior

A fine disguise, this live microphone

Bye Bye

Dr.　Bow Tie sullies his pants

Foiled by my switcheroo

Unsuspecting of quicksilver jazz

Mesmerized by my microphone

Grecian sun is simply divine

With a briefcase at my side

Go fetch me a cocktail, dear

What shall we do with you, 009!

「You're insufferable, 009.　I will not allow such

sloppy execution next time.」

収録：三文ゴシップ

発売日：2009/06/24

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