作曲 : Jonathan Coulton

Good morning world and all who inhabit it

Jump out of bed

Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail

Meow

Full steam ahead

The S.S. I am ready is about to set sail

This kind of day

Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying

I'm on my way

Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying

Who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream

Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene

Gary it's me

Happy just to be here

In the world renowned

Bikini Bottom

How I love this town

Bikini Bottom

Where the sun shines down

On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day

Good morning Patrick

Is it morning already

It sure is and I'm singing the opening number

Ooh I want a verse

I missed a snack

This busy schedule makes it hard to feed me

To stay on track

Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching tv

There might not be time for a nap

But I'll do what I can

They're showing all the episodes of

Mermaid man

Oh every single one

I'm spending all day underneath

My favorite rock favorite rock

Bikini Bottom

Now what rhymes with rock rhymes with rock

Bikini Bottom

Nothing rhymes with rock rhymes with rock

It's a typical Bikini Bottom day

Would you two please keep it down

Good morning squidward

Another day another migraine

When I want some quiet there's nowhere to go

A sensitive artiste

Can't get a moment's peace

With these two idiots in stereo

They never go away never go away

Typical Bikini Bottom day

We now follow Spongebob past the Treedome

Home to Sandy Cheeks the squirrel

Hard at work on her latest invention

Boy howdy that was close

It's just a little smoke a minor setback setback

A few more hours at most

And I'll be done with this here brand-new jetpack jetpack

And then this Texas squirrel this country girl

Will spread her wings and fly

Her bushy tail and comet's trail

Will clear across the sky

Above the town and looking down

On a typical Bikini Bottom day day day yeah

Bye Sandy I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab

Ah yes Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment

Home to the Krabby Patty owned and operated

By Mr. Eugene Krabs and across town

The least popular restaurant the Chum Bucket run by Sheldon J. Plankton

Two arch nemeses locked in their fast food Cold War

Winds from the west

Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny

Good weather's best

When you're in the mood to make a ton of money

Laugh while you can

Until the day you laugh no more forever

Forever

I've got a plan

And I went to college so you know it's clever

They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work ha

Who would say that probably some penniless jerk

Soon the day will come

When they'll all love chum

It's just a matter of time

Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom

Oh this town is all mine

Just a typical Bikini Bottom day

Spongebob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean

Where's Mr. Krabs

It's take your kid to work day

Just think Pearl me darling daughter one day this will all be yours

Soon as you graduate high school I'll start you as manager

But I have my own dreams daddy

Uh Mr. Krabs if she doesn't want to be manager

I know someone who'd be great for the job

You

My boy you're just a wee simple sponge frycook's all you'll ever be

Why can't he see

I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on

Maybe it's me

Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on

Come on Mr. Krabs I can do it if you give me one chance

Them everyone would say good morning Mr. Squarepants

I would never rest

Until I was the best

Spongebob get in the kitchen it's opening time

In the world renowned world renowned

Bikini Bottom

Our old home town old home town

Bikini Bottom

And the sun shines down sun shines down

Sun shines down sun shines down

It's a typical

Incredible

A regular

Exceptional

An ordinary

Extraordinary

Bikini Bottom

Day

Bikini Bottom Day

Bikini Bottom Day

Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom

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