Left the keys in the ,

with a gat in each hand

Went up in Eastland and shot a policeman

Fuck a peace plan of citizen bystands

But shit is in my hands, here's your life span

For what your life's worth

this money is twice than

Grab a couple grand and live a nice land

See I'm a nice man but money turned me to Satan

I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydratin'

Hurry up with the cash bitch,

I got a ride waitin'

Shot a man twice in the back

when he tried escapin'

I want the whole plot,

I won't be denied nathan

Maybe I need my head inside straightened

Brain contemplatin', clean out the register

Dip before somebody catches ya

Or gets ya description an' sketches ya

The connection was the prime suspect

But I ain't set to flee the scene

of the crime just yet

Cuz I got a daughter to feed

And $200 ain't enough to water the seed

The best thing would be for me

to leave Taco Bell an' hit up Chess King

And have the lady at the desk bring

Money from the safe in the back,

stepped in wavin' the Mac

Cooperate and we can operate and save an attack

This bitch tried escapin' the jack

Grabbed her by the throat,

it's murder she wrote

You barely heard a word as she choked

It wasn't nuttin' for her to be smoked

But I slammed her on her

back 'til her vertebrae broke

Just then the pigs bust in yellin' "Freeze!"

But I'm already wanted for sellin' keys

And bunch of other felonies

from A to Z like spellin' bees

So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees

I bust shots, they bust back

Hit the square in the chest,

he wasn't wearin' a vest

Left the house, pullin' out the drive backin' out

Need a backin' out this lady's Jag started blackin' out

Pulled the Mac-10 out, stuck it in her face

Shut ya yackin' mouth before I blow the brain

from out the back ya scalp

Drug her by her hair, smacked her up

Thinkin' fuck it, mug her while you're there,

jacked her up

Stole her car, made a profit

Grabbed the tape from out the deck

and offed it out the window

Like the girl on Set It Off did

Jetted off kid, stole the whip,

now I'm a criminal

Drove in thru somebody's yard,

dove into they swimmin' pool

Climbed out and collapsed on the patio

I made it out alive but I'm injured badly though

Parents screamin': "Son, go in and call the police

Tell 'em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!"

Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up

Run in they crib and at least leave

with some little cheap stuff

Actin' like they never seen nobody hit a nick before

Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64

When they sell out in stores the price triples

I ran up the block jumpin' kids on tricycles

And colliding with an 80-year old lady with groceries

There goes the cheese, eggs, milk and Post Toasties

Stood up and started to see stars

Too many siren sounds, it seemed

like a thousand police cars

Barely escaped, must-a been some dumb luck

Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin' dump truck

But I think somebody seen me maybe

Plus I lost the damn Nintendo and I must-

a dropped the Beanie Baby

Fuck it I give up, I'm surrounded in blue suits

Came out with a white flag hollerin' "TRUCE TRUCE!"

Surrendered my weapon to cops

Wasn't me! It was the gangsta rap

and the peppermint Schnopps

-= Eminem - Murder Murder =-