According to you

I'm stupid

I'm useless

I can't do anything right

According to you

I'm difficult

Hard to please

Forever changing my mind

I'm a mess in a dress

Can't show up on time

Even if it would save my life

According to you. According to you

But according to him

I'm beautiful, incredible

He can't get me out of his head

According to him

I'm funny, irresistible

Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite

I don't feel like stopping it

So baby tell me

What I got to lose

He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you

According to you

I'm boring

I'm moody

And you can't take me any place

According to you

I suck at telling jokes

'Cause I always give it away

I'm the girl

With the worst attention span

You're the boy who puts up with that

According to you

According to you

But according to him

I'm beautiful, incredible

He can't get me out of his head

According to him

I'm funny, irresistible

Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite

I don't feel like stopping it

So baby tell me

What I got to lose

He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you

I need to feel appreciated

Like I'm not hated

Oh no

Why can't you see me through his eyes

It's too bad you're making me decide

But according to me

You're stupid

You're useless

You can't do anything right

But according to him

I'm beautiful, incredible

He can't get me out of his head

According to him

I'm funny, irresistible

Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite

I don't feel like stopping it

Baby tell me

What I got to lose

He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you