Millennium theater

Get out there and buy that water and gas

Ramadan orange alert

Everybody put on your gas mask

First leak it out about the president

Then stand up and shout "impeachment"

Pulling coat tails out from under that little V P

Before he has a chance to get in the driver's seat

Millennium spectacle

Everybody put on a show

Slip a little prince in the back door

21st century here we go

Digital whiplash

So many formats so little time

While out in TV nation

Under darkening skies

The resistance is just waiting

To be organized

Millennium theater

Chief justice is for sale

Yucca mountain goddesses

Their tears they form a trail

Trickle down Israel

Patriarchies realign

The ice caps melt

And New Orleans bides her time

New Orleans bides her time

Ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to tonight's show

The millennium theater

Asks that you not smoke

Please turn off your cell phones

And forget what you think you know