作词 : Alex Turner/Arctic Monkeys

作曲 : Arctic Monkeys

Brian,

Top marks for not tryin'

So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness

We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder are you puttin' us under

Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt

and ties combination

Well see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss some want to kick you

There's not a net you couldn't slip through

Or at least that's the impression I get

cause you're smooth and you're wet

And she's not aware yet but she's yours

She'll be sayin' use me

Show me the jacuzzi

I imagine that it's there on a plate

Your rendezvous rate means that

you'll never be frightened

to make them wait for a while

I doubt it's your style not to get

what you set out to acquire

The eyes are on fire

You are the unforecasted storm

(Brian)Calm, collected, and commandin'

(Top marks for not tryin')

You made the other stories standin'

With your renditions and jokes

Bet there's hundreds of blokes that have wept

cause you've stolen their ...thunder

Are you puttin' us under

Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt

and ties combination

Well see you later, innovator

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