Life is like a rollercoaster

It does flips and throws you over

Board your ship that's going nowhere

If you stop, you'll end up somewhere

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody, just hold hands

Now everybody wants to go to California

To live their life on a sunny day

Dreaming of someone else's kids and wife

But they'll be bringing you the same old strife

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody, just hold hands

Everyone wants to go to Jamaica

Queens in drag will surely fake you

Take you home, and then they'll rape you

But you like it, so say 'thank you'

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody, just hold hands

Everyone wants to go to Iraq

But once they go, they don't come back

Bringing peanut butter jelly and other snacks

We might have our freedom, but we're still on crack

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody just hold hands Everybody just hold hands Everybody just hold hands Everybody just hold hands

Life is like a rollercoaster

It does flips and throws you over

Board your ship that's going nowhere

If you stop, you'll end up somewhere

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody, just hold hands Everybody, just hold hands Everybody, just hold hands Everybody, just hold hand