Flight Of The Conchords - Sugalumps

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Let me tell you...

I see you girls checkin' out my trunks

I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks

I see you girls lookin' at my junk

Then checkin' out my rump

Then back to my sugalumps

When I shake it, I shake it all up

You'd probably think that my pants had the mumps

It's just my sugalump bump-ba-bump

They look so good, that's why I keep them in the front

All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps

They drive the ladies crazy

All these bitches checkin' out my britches

Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants

My dungarees make them hungry

They're over the moon when I don pantaloons

My sugalumps are two of a kind

Sweet and white and highly refined

Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery

To steal a feel of my family jewellery

My candy balls cause a cafuffle

The ladies, they hussle to ruffle my truffle

If you party with the party prince

You get two complimentary after dinner mints

Girls surround me when I'm standin' on the stoop

Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup

Book tokens, free chicken stoop

Standin' on the corner goin' ss-ah-ss-ah

We see you girls checkin' out our trunks

We see you girls checkin' out the front of our trunks

We see you girls lookin' at our junk

Then checkin' out our rumps

Then back to our sugalumps

Chillin' in my store, doing my thing

When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling

I'm like, "holy shit, what happened to you?"

He said, "how much will you give me

for the family jewels?"

I said, "ten bucks"

He said, "no way"

"Ten bucks and frisbee?"

He said, "okay"

And I took his sugalumps and put them up in a display

And sold them as hacky sacks later that day

All the ladies, they want a taste of my sugalumps

Sweet sugalumps

All the ladies, they want a taste of my sugalumps

Sweet sugalumps, yeah

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