You can take your Conell's and your Marianne's

Take your on and off lovers and their wayward plans

You can take your Trump and take your Pence

And every little love that makes perfect sense

Your love was an ever moving thread

You always kept us coming

That's what she said!

You took pleasure in each others misery

But those pranks were a cover for a synergy

Oh the hugs were rare but they were true

And when I look at them I see a bit of me and you so

Try try try as we might I don't think we're that different from

Jim and Dwight

Jim and Dwight

You can take your Homers and take your Marge

Chuck in Holmes and Watson free of charge

Those sweet duos were always meant to be

But they never had your stunning complexity

You pushed each other right to the edge

But deep in there was a secret pledge

That you would always have each others backs

Like when Roy from the warehouse came to attack

You can't love someone all the time

And the truly great loves they fit no design so

Try try try as we might I don't think we're that different from

Jim and Dwight

Jim and Dwight

Jim and Dwight

You can have your Hermione's and your Ron's

And all of those who needed magic wands

You can have your Rose and have your Jack

Who only started living when the iceberg cracked

You didn't shout your love it lay underground

And in truth there was no love more profound so

Try try try as we might I don't think we're that different from

Jim and Dwight

Jim and Dwight

Jim and Dwight

Try try try as we might I don't think we're that different from

Jim and Dwight

Jim and Dwight

Jim and Dwight

Oh love is gold in all its forms

But if I had to choose I'd choose the one with