NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)

LRC by lzh ,from jiangxi pingxiang

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I'll throw a pie in the face of piety

I'll torch a torah right off a bridge

I am a reverend of irreverence

I'm a shill for any sacrilege

I understand that faith in a deity

Helps the masses who are having hard times

But blasphemy like prostitution

Are clearly victimless crimes

Blasphemy, blasphe-you,

Jesus Christ the blackest Jew

Blasphe-you, blasphemy,

poisonous pedagogy

I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic

I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew

I'm a trouble making immature imp

I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you

I understand we all need something to believe in

I believe I'll never be given wings and

I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't think

A song was gonna hurt its feelings

Blasphemy, speaking deadpan

Apparently this god has got a master plan

Now they call foul, pure heresy

But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B'

Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna

Jesus, different name same story

All based on ancient Egyptian allegory]

My position hasn't been occulted

It can never be more overstated

My intelligence has been insulted

So my tongue lashes out in defense

Anything that is your holy or sacred

I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest

But you'll never hear a crack about Mohammed

Cuz I don't wanna get shot in the chest

Blasphemy, isn't this fun

Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun

Blasphemy, want some more'

Mother Mary, the virgin whore