Getting Surreal - The Fratellis
Well everybody knows when
Ah tell me again
Fatten up the pig and baby
Let's pretend
That I can see the joke at
The beginning or the end
Livin' on this ticket honey
Then I'll be your best friend
Alakazam kalakazoo salaam
Meet in the jungle
Where they never give a damn
If your clothes don't fit
Or if your marriage is a sham
They never weigh a woman
By the kilo or the gram
If you got to make it baby
Make it real
Get up off your knees
And tell me how you feel
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes
This is gettin' surreal
Well written in the stars
Is a great big lie
That you never get to see
Until the minute that you die
By the time you get to heaven
You're a whole nother guy
It's maybe just as well
That you never had a bird eye
Little pig little pig lock your door
Take the gun from the wall
And even up the score
I don't even know
Who the sun shines for
And I don't believe
What I believe anymore
If you got to make it baby
Make it real
Get up off your knees
And tell me how you feel
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes
This is gettin' surreal
Hollywood dance might flash me a grin
Laughin' gas don't cut it
When you're rotten within
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes this is gettin' surreal
Well it's hotdog logic
In a grapefruit time
Flutter your eyelids
And honey you'll be fine
Throw me your sins
And I'll keep 'em with mine
You got a head full of stone
And that's something divine
Get a little headrush
Swallow a fly
Cut off your memories
And hang them out to dry
It was a beautiful noise
When I was tumbling by
Well I was never here
That was never you or I
If you got to make it baby
Make it real
Get up off your knees
And tell me how you feel
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes this is gettin' surreal
Hollywood dance might flash me a grin
Laughin' gas don't cut it
When you're rotten within
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes this is gettin' su
Getting Surreal - The Fratellis
Well everybody knows when
Ah tell me again
Fatten up the pig and baby
Let's pretend
That I can see the joke at
The beginning or the end
Livin' on this ticket honey
Then I'll be your best friend
Alakazam kalakazoo salaam
Meet in the jungle
Where they never give a damn
If your clothes don't fit
Or if your marriage is a sham
They never weigh a woman
By the kilo or the gram
If you got to make it baby
Make it real
Get up off your knees
And tell me how you feel
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes
This is gettin' surreal
Well written in the stars
Is a great big lie
That you never get to see
Until the minute that you die
By the time you get to heaven
You're a whole nother guy
It's maybe just as well
That you never had a bird eye
Little pig little pig lock your door
Take the gun from the wall
And even up the score
I don't even know
Who the sun shines for
And I don't believe
What I believe anymore
If you got to make it baby
Make it real
Get up off your knees
And tell me how you feel
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes
This is gettin' surreal
Hollywood dance might flash me a grin
Laughin' gas don't cut it
When you're rotten within
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes this is gettin' surreal
Well it's hotdog logic
In a grapefruit time
Flutter your eyelids
And honey you'll be fine
Throw me your sins
And I'll keep 'em with mine
You got a head full of stone
And that's something divine
Get a little headrush
Swallow a fly
Cut off your memories
And hang them out to dry
It was a beautiful noise
When I was tumbling by
Well I was never here
That was never you or I
If you got to make it baby
Make it real
Get up off your knees
And tell me how you feel
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes this is gettin' surreal
Hollywood dance might flash me a grin
Laughin' gas don't cut it
When you're rotten within
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Cover my eyes this is gettin' su