作词 : Burkett
Talking about the 
Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes 
They're idiots, losers, they're scum 
Taking advantage of everyone 
You're a dog, they're your fleas 
Doing everything they can to spread disease 
They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs 
Leave with you microscopic bugs 
Their company is something you won't miss 
When your icetrays are filled with piss 
They are the 
Moron Brothers 
Don't get along with others 
They are the 
Moron Brothers 
Don't get along with others 
They'll whine, they'll *****, they'll **** you if you're rich 
They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch 
Do da do do do do, 
Do da do do do do.... 
They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed 
Tabasco's in your mouth, 
There's mustard up your nose 
When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed 
Just try to move your leg 
They've put you in a cast, yeah 
They are the 
Moron Brothers 
Don't get along with others 
They are the 
Moron Brothers 
Don't get along with others 
They may not go down in history 
But they'll go down on your sister