作词 : Collins
作曲 : Collins
My wife has a charge card
That I got her the other day
I owe five hundred dollars
That's just for yesterday
I said, "Honey, here's a present, go out and shop aroundGet a couple of dresses and browse around downtown"
She did just what 
I told her, bought one, two or three
Then came home looking silly, making goo-goo eyes at me
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of 
America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of 
America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of 
America card
I said, "Did you get your dresses?"
She said, "Yes, one or twoBut I had to get me some shoes and I neededSome jewelry too"
She had $200 dresses
That I could have made and 
I can't sew
Fifty Dollars pair of shoes
And I thought you so and so
I said, "What about the jewelry?"
As calmly as 
I couldShe said, "Honey, you'll love themThey're pure African wood"
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of 
America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of 
America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of 
America card
Let's charge it!
Let's charge it!
She said, "They were $200 and I paidOne and a half"
I just didn't believe it
I was so mad 
I had to laugh
I could see it in my mind
On a horse like 
Paul Revere
I check my mail box'
Cause these bills keep coming here.
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of 
America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of 
America card
Master Charge
Master Charge
A Bank of 
America card
Charge itLet's charge it
Let's charge it