Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to ****
I too drunk to ****
You too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to ****
I like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead
I too drunk to ****
I too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
It's all I need right now, too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
I too drunk to ****
You too drunk ****
Too drunk to ****
I'm sick, soft, gooey and cold, too drunk to ****
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your f****n' retainer
Put it in your purse
Too drunk to ****
You're too drunk to ****, too drunk to ****
It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to ****
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Ooh
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to ****
I too drunk to ****
You too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to ****
I like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead
I too drunk to ****
I too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
It's all I need right now, too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
I too drunk to ****
You too drunk ****
Too drunk to ****
I'm sick, soft, gooey and cold, too drunk to ****
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your f****n' retainer
Put it in your purse
Too drunk to ****
You're too drunk to ****, too drunk to ****
It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to ****
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Ooh