作词 : Clark, Judd

Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily -Cledus T.Judd

Twas the fight before Christmas

When all through the house

No furniture left standing

No TV or couch

Our aquarium heck they even

Knocked over my Chia Pet

Memaw was flung 'cross

The room by her hair

By her sister Ethel who

Never fought fair

Let's get ready to tumble

The children all wrestled

And jumped off the beds

Dropping elbows and knees

On each other's heads

And Mamaw wth her frying

Pan and Pa with his bat

Cleared half the room

In ten seconds flat

The whole brawl began

From an innocent matter

When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said

She looks a whole lot fatter

She knocked him through

The window he fell with a crash

Tore down the gutters and

Busted his leg really bad

You ought to have saw it

It looked like he'd been

In a motorcycle wreck

No Kiddin

Yeah awful I couldn't

Turn to look at it

You see both sides of our

Family have never gotten along

And every holiday

Something always go wrong

You ain't supposed to fight

But spread joy in this season

But when they get the nog

They just look for a reason

In no time at all everybody joined in

And right there we squared

Off with our closest of kin

It's a time for givin said Uncle Bill

As he gave a black eye

To his brother in law Phil

I heard somebody say

It's the thought that counts

And right now I'm thinking

About knocking your butt out

Presents and fists

Flew all over the room

And Nana had some fancy

Moves with the broom

She took out three cousins

And knocked down the tree

And I ducked just in

Time she swung out at me

It's my favorite time of year

Dad always has too much beer

Gets on the roof and hunts reindeer

Merry Christmas from

The whole fam damily

Tie the antlers on the dog

Save some shine for Santa Claus

From all the in laws and outlaws

Merry Christmas from

The whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone

Lord it seemed like a mile

And called 911which

We keep on speed dial

In a matter of minutes

Out the window appeared

Flashing blue lights and

The Sherrif John Deere

Just then six men burst

Through the door

Some yelling Hands up Some

Get on the floor

A stray punch from Grandpa

Found the sherrif's chin

And just for good measure

He clocked him again

It took all 6cops to get

Grandpa in cuffs

You know he gets feisty

When he runs out of snuff

We all stopped our fighting

And cheered Grandpa on

Heck I thought he could take

Them I guess I was wrong

As they dragged him outside

He yelled I've been framed

He was kicking and screaming

And calling them names

You bleep You bleep

Let me go you bleep

You donut eatin stupid

Bleep son of a bleep

We stood on the porch as

Did all our neighbors

Who always took interest

In our family's behavior

Mind your own business

We heard Grandma shout

And We'll take back the

Presents and then come bail you out

By now we'd forgotten what

We were fighting for

We were battered and bruised

But united once more

Then we all joined hands and

Sang Violent Night

Violent Night

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as

They drove off out of sight

Merry Christmas to all MAN

That was a good fight

Deck your neighbor deck the halls

Tis the season for a brawl

From all of us to all of y'all

Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily

Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily

Merry Christmas from the whole fam d