Ooh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting

Like an out-of-tune guitar

Ooh she got Hercules on her side

And Diana in her eyes

Some men like the Chinese life

Some men kneel and pray

Ooh well I like women and I like wine

And I've always liked it that way

Always liked it that way

Doo-wop shoo-wop

Doo-wop shoo-wop shoo-wop shoo-wop ah

What I can't dig it the way she tease

That old tough-man routine up her sleeve

Living and loving kissing and hugging

Living and loving with a cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

Oh and it hurts like hell to see my girl

Messing with a muscle boy

No Superman gonna ruin my plans

Playing with my toys

Rich man sweating in a sauna bath

Poor boy scrubbing in a tub

Me I stay gritty up to my ears

Washing in a bucket of mud

Washing in a bucket of mud

Doo-wop shoo-wop

Doo-wop shoo-wop shoo-wop shoo-wop ah

I can't dig it the way she tease

That old tough-man routine up her sleeve

Living and loving kissing and hugging

Living and loving with a cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

Doo-wop shoo-wop

Doo-wop shoo-wop shoo-wop shoo-wop ah

But I can't dig it the way she tease

That old tough-man routine up her sleeve

Living and loving kissing and hugging

Living and loving with a cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

Oh yeah