So yeah I can't even begin to think of how I compete with you all

Oh wait, like this

(all you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby)

I think we can all agree

I'm the ten amongst these threes

(all you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby)

And ever since I was a child

I'd make the boys go wild

(all you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby)

Take my first music teacher

Henry Mannox

I was young, it's true

But even then, I knew

The only thing you wanna do is...

Broad, dark, sexy Mannox

Taught me all about dynamics

He was twenty-three

And I was thirteen, going on thirty

We'd spend hours strumming the lute

Striking the chords and blowing the flute

He plucked my strings all the way to G

Went from major to minor, C to D

Tell me what you need

What you want, you don't need to plead

Cause I feel the chemistry

Like I get you and you get me

And maybe this is it

He just cares so much, it feels legit

We have a connection

I think this guy is different

Cause all you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby

Is touch me, love me

Can't get enough, see

All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby

Is please me, squeeze me

Birds and the bees me

Run your fingers through my hair

Tell me I'm the fairest of the fair

Playtime's over

The only thing you wanna do is...

Then there was another guy, Francis

And at that time, I was living at my step-grandma's house

And he was working for her

Working so, so hard

So he asked me to be his little piece of ass-istant

Serious, stern and slow

Gets what he wants and he won't take no

Passion in all that he touches

The sexy secretary to the Dowager Duchess

Helped him in his office, had a duty to fulfill

He even let me use his favourite quill

Spilled ink all over the parchment

My wrist was so tired

Still I came back the next day as he required

You say, I'm all you need

All you want, you don't need to plead

Cause I feel the chemistry

I get you and you get me

And I know, this is it

He just cares so much, this one's legit

We have a real connection

I'm sure this time is different

Cause all you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby

Is touch me, love me

Can't get enough, see

All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby

Is please me, squeeze me

Birds and the bees me

You can't wait a second more

To get my corset on the floor

Playtime's over

The only thing you wanna do is...

Yeah that didn't work out

It turns out some guys just employ women to get them into their private chambers

It was a different time back then

So I decided to have a break from boys

Just focus on my career

Then my dad get me this amazing workplace in the court

and you'll never guess who I met

Tall, large, Henry Ⅷ

Supreme head of the Church of England

Globally revered

Although you wouldn't know it from the look of that beard

Made me a lady in waiting

Hurled me and my family up in the world

Gave me duties in court and he swears it's true

That without me, he doesn't know what he'd do

You say I'm all you need

All you want, we both agree

This is the place for me

I'm finally where I meant to be

Then he starts saying all these stuff

He cares so much, he calls me love

He says we have a connection

I guess it's not so different

Cause all you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby

Is touch me, love me

Can't get enough see

All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby

Is seize me, squeeze me

Birds and the bees me

There's no time for when or how 'cause you

Just got to have me now

Playtime's over

The only thing you wanna do is...

So we got married

Woo...

With Henry, it isn't easy

His temper's short and his friends are sleazy

Except for this one courtier

He's a really nice guy, just so sincere

The royal life isn't what I planned

But Thomas is there to lend a helping hand

So sweet, makes sure that I'm okay

And we hang out loads when the King's away

This guy, finally

Is what I want, the friend I need

Just friends, no chemistry

I get him and he gets me

And there's nothing more to it

He just cares so much, he's devoted

He says we have a connection

I thought this time was different

Why did I think he'd be different?

But it's never, ever different

No, no, cause all you wanna do

All you wanna do, baby

Is touch me

When will enough be enough, see?

All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby

Is squeeze me

don't care if you don't please me

Bite my lip and pull my hair

As you tell me I'm the fairest of the fair

Playtime's over

Playtime's over

Playtime's over

The only thing, the only thing

The only thing you wanna do is...