When my roomate comes into the room looking for his car keys

I don't say it yet

And when he gets me off the couch to chenk underneath the couch cushions

I don't say it yet

NO

And then when he say out loud

"I wonder where my carkeys are?"

I still don't say it

But then he asks me

"Do you know where my car keys are?"

I look at him In his face

And I say

Have you checked your BUTTHOLE?

Ski-bap Ba-Dap

butthole

I have not seen your keys

But since U R asking me

You better check up that Butthole

Of course i'm not serious

I don't think it's up inside your

Big Brown Business

but a funny thing to say to someone

who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly

When I see the best man start to sweat

I don't say it yet

Ski-bap Ba-Dap

When I see that little ring bearer cunt

getting yelled at by his mum

oooooh

Istill don't say it

When I see the groom asking the vicar

if they can wait just another 15 minutes

I do not say it

And when the father of the bride starts

organizing an ad-hoc emu bob

of the court yard area

I want to but i do not say it

It's the 11th hour, with300 congregates under gods roof

The vicar approaches the mic,

and suddenly all of the chatter goes mute

He says that they're misplaced the rings,

could anyone possibly knows where they are

I know it's my time and all heads turn as I stand and say

Vicar

Have you checked your BUTTHOLE?

Ski-bap Ba-Dap

Butthole

I have not seen your ring

but have you checked your RING?

and by RING I mean butthole

Love is patient

Love is kind

but if you ask me where you can find

Iiterally anything you've lost before

I'm gonna suggest that it's up you're butthole

"Where's my phone?"

Is it up your butthole?

"I lost my loan"

Have you checked up your butthole?

"I'm losing my patience!"

Check your anus

"Where is your class?"

I think it's stuck up your Ass

"I just lost my grandma"

OMG,i'm so sorry

"Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole?"

Of course, my condolences

"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"

yeah,yeah

What are you looking for?

"Honestly, just like a shoulder to cry on"

Have you checked your BUTTHOLE?

Ski-bap Ba-Dap

BUTTHOLE

May be you'll find your dead Grandma up there too

Oh I fucking got you

Butthole

My family hate me

This might be the reason that i've got no close friends

FUCKING worth it bab