作词 : Alex Turner

作曲 : Arctic Monkeys

Ask if we can have six in

If not we'll have to have two

You're coming up our end aren't you

So I'll get one with you

Won't he let us have six in

Especially not with the food

He could have just told us no though

He didn't have to be rude

See her with the green dress

She talked to me at the bar

How come it's already two pound fifty?

We've only gone about a yard

Couldn't you see she were gorgeous

She were beyond belief

But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice

Came and paid for her tropical reef

Sitting going backwards

And I didn't want to leave

I said hit Shire Green mate

Via Hillsborough please

Well how funny were that sketch earlier

Up at that taxi rank

Oh no you woulda missed it,

I think it were when you went to the bank

These two lads squaring up proper shouting

About who was next in the queue

The kind of thing that would seem so silly

But not when they've both had a few

Well calm down, temper, temper

You shouldn't get so annoyed

You're acting like a silly little boy

And they wanted to be men

And do some fighting in the street

(They said) No surrender! No Chance of Retreat

So hiding in the taxi

Cause I didn't wanna leave

I said hit Shire Green mate

Via Hillsborough please

Drunken plots hatched to jump it,

ask around are you sure?

Went for it but the red light was showing

And the red light indicates doors are secured