[Samples]

Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face

But I can juggle, oh

Dead dirty carnies

I'm just a juggalin' juggla, juggalin'

Jugglas!

Jokero juggalo

Well, you know the Juggla

I'm the Jugga-lugga-locoro

Well, you know the Juggla

Dead dirty carnies, dead juggalos

The room of joker-o's

But I can juggle, oh, like you never thought you'd ever know

Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face

Juggla, J-ay-ay

Jugglas!

Now shut your ass up and let the Juggla sing

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second (Well?)

Oh, he gets butt-naked

And then he walks through the streets, winking at the freaks

With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

What is a juggalo? He just don't care (Don't care)

He might try to put a weave in his nut hair

'Cause he could give a **** less what a ***** thinks

He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that

What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish

And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk *****

Next thing, he's pickin fights with his best friends

Then he starts with the huggin' again. ****!

What is a juggalo? A ****ing lunatic (Tick tock)

Somebody with a rope tied to his ****

Then he jumps out a ten-story window

*Crash* Oh!

[Chorus: Violent J]

(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo

Ask what it is. Well, **** if I know

(What is a juggalo?) I don't know

But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo

(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo

Ask what it is. Well, **** if I know

(What is a juggalo?) I don't know

But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo

[Bridge]

Southwest? (We juggalos)

Down river? (We juggalos)

Jefferson? (We juggalos)

****in' everybody (We juggalos)

I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni

Shut the **** up. Get the **** the out of here

[Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

What is a juggalo? A dead body

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like

Anybody that you've ever met before ([?])

He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four

What is a jug- What the ****? Connect-?

Man, that shit is whack!

Don't worry about my shit

Just rap, mother****er

What is a juggalo? He ain't a ***** boy (***** boy)

He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy (Rich boy)

Walks right in the house where you're having supper

And dip his **** in your soup, bloop!

What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phony

He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni

And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit

'Cause you're a stupid-ass dumb ****in' idiot

What is a juggalo? He's a graduate

He graduated from... *Cricket chirps* Well

At least, he got a job; he's not a dumb putz

He works for himself scratching his ****, ha

What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac

He powerbombs mother****ers into thumbtacks

People like him 'til they find out he's unstable

He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table (Oh my God!)

[Chorus: Violent J]

(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo

Ask what it is. Well, **** if I know

(What is a juggalo?) I don't know

But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo

[Bridge 2]

I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni

Shut the **** up. Get the **** the out of here

I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni

I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus: Violent J]

(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo

Ask what it is. Well, **** if I know

(What is a juggalo?) I don't know

But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo

(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo

Ask what it is. Well, **** if I know

(What is a juggalo?) I don't know

But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo

[Outro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]

Detroit? (We juggalos)

(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo

Cleveland? (We juggalos)

Ask what it is. Well, **** if I know

St. Louis? (We juggalos)

(What is a juggalo?) I don't know

Everybody? (We juggalos)

But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo

Everybody? (We juggalos)

(What is a juggalo?) I don't know

Everybody? (We juggalos)

Ask what it is. Well, **** if I know

****in' everybody? (We juggalos)

(What is a juggalo?) I don't know

Everybody? (We juggalos)

I don't know. I don't know

(What is a juggalo?)