作词 : Nathanael Brown/Gabriel Brown

作曲 : Nathanael Brown/Gabriel Brown

Attention! All sinners! Alastor here!

And Charlie!

As we are pleased to punch to tell you about the new Hazbin Hotel.

Actually,it's the Happy Hot--

Wonderful! Now listen up!

What would you do if I said there's a place for you?

A place completely free of shame and doubt.

Well just about.

What would you do if you could start at all the new?

Welcome to our hotel and you'll find out.

You will not want for anything we'll take it all away.

No actually we'll give you things 'cause stealing is not ok.

Like beds of nails and swarms of bugs.

or cupcakes and a bunch of hugs.

We'll make them pay

they want to stay

Don't scare them all away.

We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell.

But we both want this new venture to do well.

So with her passion

and his power

and this rinky-dink hotel

We might just bring some heaven to hell

It's clear to me that you're just looking for control.

It's definitely getting out of hand

I agree

So before we go and tell another tired tortured soul

I think we need to come up with a plan

Good idea!

We'll ship them and then dressed them up and make them look apart

Well actually we probably should help them change their heart

By teasing them and baiting them

or rehabilitating them

Boil them beat them slice them up and serve them on a cart

That's horrible!

Don't be such a princess

Go to hell

Already there,darling

We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell

But we both want this new venture to do well.

So with her passion and his power and this rinky-dink hotel

We might just bring some heaven to hell

One more time for the demons in the back

With the passion and the power and this rinky-dink hotel

We might just bring some heaven to hell

Want some hors-doeuvres?

I'll pass

YEAH!

(Thank u! Thank u! I'm here for all eternity!)