作曲 : Susie Tallman/Mark O'Connor

The owl and the *****-cat went to sea

in a beautiful light green boat.

They took some honey and plenty of money

Wrapped up in five pound note.

The owl looked up to the stars above

And sang to a small guitar,

"Oh lovely kitty, oh kitty, my love,

What a beautiful kitty you are, you are, you are,

What a beautiful kitty you are! "

kitty said to the owl, "You elegant fowl!

How charmingly sweet you sing!

O let us be married! Too long we have tarried!

But what shall we do for a ring ?"

They sailed away for a year and a day

To the land where the Bong-tree grows

And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood

With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose,

With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring ? "

Said the Piggy, "I will."

So they took it away and were married next day

By the Turkey who lives on the hill.

They dined on mince, and slices of quince,

Which they ate with a runcible spoon

And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand

They danced by the light of the moon, the moon, the moon,

They danced by the light of the moon ?