Shady Record, ain't nobody better than you

Shady Record, Eminem! Slim Shady!

I done figured this rap **** out

I map **** out strategically

Timing is everything and that seems to be the key

To my success, it's worked for me repeatedly

(The evil thing! beat MCs)

Timing is everything and that seems to be the key

Let 'em diss you first, and respond immediately

In order to master the art of war, don't start a war

****, not no more, we done scared 'em off, there are no more

Victims to sic, I'm fixin' to pick some and start ****

Ain't got no pictures to rip and **** to throw darts at

Ain't got no more targets, ****, Irv and Jeff

We done beat 'em to death, Benzino in debt

There seems to just be no one left to bully, Bush is *****

Why the **** you think his name's Bush? Puss is bushy

Ain't **** goin' on, ****, I been gettin' so bored lately

I'm thinkin of doin' some ****

To get you to go and hate me again

To tell the truth, I liked the **** better then

****, I could spit better, I'm 'bout to kick this sick **** again

Look, the game just ain't the same, it's changin'

****, Dre's quittin', Jay's quittin'

Now it's just wangstas just sayin' the same ****

It's fake and it's ancient

It's makin' me so bored, I'ma just make a new language

Fubba you cubba kubba, yubba yub yubba yooba

Yooba can subbabick my dubbibbabick through a tooba

Summaladoomalama

I'm not a human, I'm a suicider supersonic suicidal unabomber

You think I'm the new Osama

Press thinks I'm the new Madonna

Jeffery Dahmer left me with his legacy to carry on

A lot of talk and rumors honest

"Who's the hottest?"

cidal unabomber

You think I'm the new Osama

Press thinks I'm the new Madonna

Jeffery Dahmer left me with his legacy to carry on

A lot of talk and rumors honest

"Who's the hottest?" - to be honest

Hip hop ain't been the same since 2Pac moved to Cuba on u