Flight Of The Conchords - Carol Brown

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Loretta broke my heart in a letter

She told me she was leaving

and her life would better

Joan broke it off over the phone

After the tone, she left me alone

Jen said she'd never, ever see me again

When I saw her again, she said it again

Jan met another man

Lisa got amnesia, just forgot who I am

Felicity, said there was no electricity

Emily, no chemistry

Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man

Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town

But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

He doesn't cook or clean,

he's not good boyfriend material

We can eat cereal!

He loses interest fast,

his relationships never last

Shut up, girlfriends from the past!

He says he'll do one thing

and then he goes and does another thing

Who organised all of my ex-girlfriends

into a choir and got them to sing?

Who, who? Mmm, shut up

Shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi will no longer see me

Britney, Britney hit me

Paula, Persephone, Stella and Stephanie

There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town

Love is a delicate thing,

it could just float away on the breeze

He said the same thing to me!

How can we ever know we've found

the right person in this world?

He means he looks at other girls!

Love is a mystery, it does not follow a rule

This guy is a fool!

He'll always be a boy,

he's a man who never grew up

I thought I told you to shut up

Mona, you told me you were in a coma

Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany

Would you like a little cereal?

Who organised this choir of ex-girlfriends?

Was it you Carol Brown?

Was it you Carol Brown?

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town

But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

Stick around

Stick around

Stick around

Stick around

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