Side To Side - Blackalicious

When you first walked in and I saw you at the bar or somethin'

I ain't really wanna holler or nothin'

I just pegged you as the type for frontin'

Steady chucklin' with your girlfriends actin' contrary and cluckin'

But ya song came on and somethin' changed in the way she was movin' along

Eyelashes caught flashes of the possibilities maybe this one is the one for me

She's movin' to the dance floor we'll see

What I seen was inspirational highly motivational

Had to maneuver the set up to confrontationals

Even though it was my chance to mack

I already did my dance had the reservoir tapped

Hit me like a thunder clap though

Can't let somethin' that fat pass BY why asks why

Made my way through the crowd with the side to side

Then I pushed up on the tush 'cause uh I ain't shy

Said "Excuse me Miss but I liked what I saw"

When she spoke I damn near dropped my jaw

HELL NAW I can't believe she SAID that sh*t

I need to call my sister "Come up through and check this chick

And put some sense in her cause her IQ 'bout six"

Bein' that stu-pid in pub-lic there should be a law against

I mean she didn't have a CLUE tell you what to do

Just SHUT UP ride the groove and let's move now

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Side to side to side times two now

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When I stepped into the coliseum I was slidin' through

Just bein' me lovin' the space and lettin' everything be free

And bein' free to 'til I seen her me I popped up solutions

Could it be She was the one that could make me a believa

Step through the crowd like a bobber and a weaver

Couldn't really see the crowd all that I could see was HER

Looked directly in her eyes all that I could see was blurred vision

Couldn't really tell if she was prime and ready furr pickin'

She was downin' that 'Yac in straight shots

Offered me a drink I told her I was tryin' to stop

I thought to reconsider mackin' then she pulled off her top

And yelled NEXT THING I KNOW SHE WAS DOIN' THE WOP

She said "Gabby Gabby Gabbyyy you need to come and swig"

I said "I think I'm cool you need to find another ni**a"

Baby baby baby PLEASE then she dropped down to her KNEES

Then I had to leave I didn't want to contract diseases

I said "Don't take it personal I think you need Jesus

You're movin' kinda fast you need to stop and just breathe"

Hopin' she would have a clue tell you what to do

Just SHUT UP ride the groove and let's move now

Side to side to side times two now

Side to side to side times two now

Side to side to side times two now

Side to side to side times two

Side to side to side times two now

Side to side to side times two now

Side to side to side times two now

Side to side to side times two

As soon as I walked in the DO'-woe-woe

The rati-o was in favor of me 'cause as far as I could see

All the bitties on the FLO'-woe-woe

Was movin' in such a way in the heat kinda made me wanna pee

Leavin' ME wanting MO'-woe-woe

But I was scared of major defeat 'cause I saw the girl Lateef

Was dancin' with sayin' NO-woe-woe

And Gab was wrestlin' with a freak who was topless

I was intimated to SHOW