If It Ain t One Thing (It s You) - Alan Jackson

I guess it s just not my day

The wind blew my morning paper away

Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass

From the storm door you broke

when you left here so fast

If it ain t one thing, it s you

If you ve heard that I m goin crazy, it s true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain t one thing, it s you

Well, I rented that movie you hate

But that old VCR just chewed up the tape

Then I went to the freezer

thought I d cook me a steak

All I found was that old piece

of our wedding cake

If it ain t one thing, it s you

If you ve heard that I m goin crazy, it s true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain t one thing, it s you

But I never knew that I needed you so

But now that I ve lost you, I can t let you go

If it ain t one thing, oh, it s you

If you ve heard that I m goin crazy, it s true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain t one thing, it s you

Oh, if it ain t one thing, it s you