Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my little sister

Yeah she ll make a real good wife

Hope you have lots of babies

Hope you get a real good job

Hope you don t mind company

Beause we ll be here a lot

And brother here s some brotherly advice

If you know what s good for you you ll treat her right (because)

Because Grandpa s the local sheriff

Yeah he s the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill s the undertaker Son

He ll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse he s just crazy

He ll fight you just for fun

Mama s got a real bad temper

And daddy s got a shotgun

Welcome to the family

And this side of the tracks

If you ever leave her

You ain t coming back

My nephew Red s a hunter

He s gonna hunt you down

Just like he did the last one

And he still ain t been found

Now I like you just fine don t get me wrong

But boy take care of her because if you don t

Because Grandpa s the local sheriff

Yeah he s the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill s the undertaker Son

He ll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse he s just crazy

He ll fight you just for fun

Mama s got a real bad temper

And daddy s got a shotgun

Because Grandpa s the local sheriff

Yeah he s the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill s the undertaker Son

He ll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse he s just crazy

He ll fight you just for fun

Mama s got a real bad temper

And daddy s got a shotgun

Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my little sister

Yeah she ll make a real fine wife

Welcome to the family

And daddy s got a shotgun

Welcome to the family

And daddy s got a shotgun

Welcome to the family

And daddy s got a shotgun

Welcome to the family

And daddy s got a shotgun

Welcome to the family

And daddy s got a shotgun

Welcome to the family

And daddy s got a shotgun

Welcome to the family

And daddy s got a shotgun