Ladies and Gentleman, the mayor of New York.
Good morning.
It's been brought to my attention that many rap artists
claim that they run New York.
But this is not the case.
In fact, I wrote my own song about what it's really like.
Please excuse the profanity in advance.
Hit it.
I run New York!
New York, big city of dreams
and you know that I run this town
king of the streets, dressed in concrete
skyscrapers on my crown
.
So if you want this Big Apple
come try to take a bite!
Cause I run this motherfucking city
and I won't give it up without a fight!
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Yo I run New York
It's a pain in the ass
The city's crowded as fuck
and it's covered in trash
and the sanitation chief just shoveled shit in my face
another transit strike? aw, fucking great!
I can't wait to have another meeting with the labor union
so that Mark can bend me over and then sh