Come see a living breathing spectacle

Only seen right here

It s your last chance in this lifetime

The line forms to the rear

You won t believe your eyes

Your eyes will not believe your ears

Get your money out get ready

Step right up yeah you come here

You ain t seen nothing like him

He s the last one of the breed

You better hold on to your honey

Honeys don t forget to breathe

Enter at your own risk mister

It might change the way you think

There s no dancers there s no diamonds

No this boy he don t lip-synch

Here s the last man standing

Step right up he s the real thing

The last chance of a lifetime

Come and see hear feel

The real thing

See those real live calloused fingers

Wrapped around those guitar strings

Kiss the lips where hurt has lingered

It breaks the heart to hear him sing

The songs were more than music

They were pictures from the soul

So keep your pseudo-punk hip-hop pop-rock junk

And your digital downloads

Here s the last man standing

Step right up he s the real thing

The last chance of a lifetime

Come and see hear feel

The real thing

Take your seats now folks it s showtime

Hey Patrick - hit the lights

There s something in the air

There s magic in the night

Now here s the band they really play

I ll count the first one in

I don t know where it s going

Well all know where it s been

Here s the last man standing

Step right up he s the real thing

The last chance of a lifetime

Come and see hear feel

Here s the last man standing

Step right up he s the real thing

The last chance of a lifetime

Come and see hear feel

The real thing

The real thing

The real thing