Relient K - The Vinyl Countdown

So to the best, to the best, of our knowledge

We are doing our best to fight technology

Cause back when our parents were in college

We weren't even born, and neither were CDs

Cause when our folks would listen to their rock 'n roll

They'd gather round, and play it on their turntables

But these days, their records are worthless

Cause DJs scratch the records on purpose

So, let's put this in a perspective

In the present day in which we live

It's all the same with all the kids

No one knows what vinyl is

Cause they just burn the MP3s (Whoa-o)

Onto their stacks of blank CDs

And during all that arsony (Whoa)

The records stay right in their sleeves

It's all the same with all the kids

Cause no one knows what vinyl is

Cause these days, kids, they act so ignorant

They have no clue what to do with a 7-inch

They say, "It won't play, it's my CD player's fault

I'll take it to the park, and play some frisbee golf"

So give me side A, give me side B

It really doesn't make any difference to me

I tried to burn it, like all the CDs that I get

But what the heck is all this melted plastic mess?

Let's put this in a perspective (Whoa-o)

In the present day in which we live

It's all the same with all the kids (Whoa)

No one knows what vinyl is

Cause they just burn the MP3s (Whoa-o)

Onto their stacks of blank CDs

And during all that arsony (Whoa)

The records stay right in their sleeves

It's all the same with all the kids

Cause no one knows what vinyl is

So, let's put this in a perspective (Whoa-o)

In the present day in which we live

It's all the same with all the kids (Whoa)

No one knows what vinyl is