Well, Joe got a promotion

He s up there on top

Everybody was cheerin him on

He deserves everything he s got

Guess who s the new talk of the town

The new

The one everybody loves cuttin down

Man, it s a sight to see

They all smile right to his face

And hide the jealousy

Me, I m just working hard to get to that place

Where everybody hates me

Now check this out

Well, Bill got a promotion

He knocked Joe back down

Now, Joe s everybody s long lost friend

He s back in the crowd

Guess who s the new talk of the town

The new

The one everybody loves cuttin down

Man it s a sight to see

They all smile right to his face

And hide the jealousy

Me, I m just working hard to get to that place

Where everybody hates me

Well, everybody wants to be the big dog

Wanna wag that big dog tail

But til they are, they wanna see the big dog fail

You pay your dues and you get your breaks

Then you re the

But one everybody loves to hate

It just comes naturally

They all smile right to your face

And hide the jealousy

That s just the way it goes and I can t wait

Til everybody hates me

All of them [Incomprehensible]

Bring it all