Jack Rabbit Slims Twist Contest/You Never Can Tell - 群星

Ladies and gentlemen

Now the moment you all've been waiting for

So world famous

Jack Rabbit Slims

Twist Contest

It was a teenage wedding

And the old folks wished 'em well

You could see that Pierre

Did truly love the Mademoiselle

And now the young Monsieur and Madame

Have rung the chapel bell

"C'est la vie "

Say the old folks

It goes to show that you never can tell

They furnished off an apartment

With a two room Roebuck sale

The coolerator was cramed

With TV Dinners and ginger ale

But when Pierre found work

The little money comin' worked out well

"C'est la vie" say the old folks

It goes to show you never can tell

They had a hi-fi phono boy

Did they let it blast

Seven hundred little records

All rock rhythm and jazz

But when the sun went down

The rapid tempo of the music fell

"C'est la vie" say the old folks

It goes to show you never can tell

They bought a souped-up jitney

'Twas a cherry red '53

They drove it down to Orleans to celebrate the anniversary

It was there that Pierre was married to the lovely madamoiselle

"C'est la vie" say the old folks

It goes to show you never can tell

It was a teenage wedding

And the old folks wished them well

You could see that Pierre did truly love the madamoiselle

And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell

"C'est la vie" say the old folks

It goes to show you nev