Rap God (说唱大神) - Rap God

Written by：Eminem/K. Nazel

Look I was gonna go easy on you

And not to hurt your feelings

But I'm only going to get this one chance

Something's wrong I can feel it

Six minutes Slim Shady you're on

Just a feeling I've got

Like something's about to happen

But I don't know what

If that means what I think it means

We're in trouble big trouble

And if he is as bananas as you say

I'm not taking any chances

You were just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox

They said I rap like a robot so call me Rapbot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

I got a laptop in my back pocket

My pen'll go off when I halfcock it

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

Made a living and a killing off it

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack

I'm an MC still as honest

But as rude and indecent as all hell

Syllables killaholic Kill 'em all with

This slickety gibbedy hibbedy hip hop

You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap

Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac

Pack backpack rap yep yackidyyac

And at the exact same time

I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that

I'll still be able to break a motherf**kin' table

Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

How could I not blow All I do is drop Fbombs

Feel my wrath of attack

Rappers are having a rough time period here's a maxipad

It's actually disastrously bad for the wack

While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox

Let me show you maintaining this sh*t ain't that hard that hard

Everybody want the key and

The secret to rap immortality like I have got

Well to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage

And youthful exuberance

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

Hit the earth like an asteroid

Did nothing but shoot for the moon since

MC's get taken to school with this music

Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme

Now I lead a new school full of students

Me I'm a product of Rakim Lakim Shabazz 2Pac N

W A Cube hey Doc Ren Yella

Eazy thank you they got Slim

Inspired enough to one day grow up

Blow up and be in a position

To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherf**kin' Rock n'

Roll Hall of Fame

Even though I walk in the church

And burst in a ball of flames

Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

On the wall of shame

You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames

Off of planking tell me what in the f**k are you thinking

Little gay looking boy

So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

You witnessing a massacre

Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy

Oy vey that boy's gay that's all they say looking boy

You get a thumbs up pat on the back

And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy

Hey looking boy what you say looking boy

I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy

I'mma work for everything I have

Never ask nobody for sh*t get outta my face looking boy

Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

To keep up with the same pace looking boy

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

The way I'm racing around the track call me Nascar Nascar

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the White Trash God

Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton no Asgard Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin

You rodent I'm omnipotent

Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

And I should not be woken

I'm the walking dead

But I'm just a talking head a zombie floating

But I got your mom deep throating

I'm out my ramen noodle

We have nothing in common poodle

I'm a doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage pupil

It's me my honesty's brutal

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

For good at least once in a while

So I wanna make sure

Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

Enough rhymes to maybe to try

And help get some people through tough times

But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case

Cause even you unsigned

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I

Was king of the underground

But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind

So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine

Appeal with the skin color of mine

You get too big and here they come trying to censor you

Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP

One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine

Put 'em all in a line add an AK-47 a revolver and a nine

See if I get away with it now that

I ain't as big as I was

But I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal

You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though

And I don't know what the f**k that you rhyme for

You're pointless as Rapunzel with f**king cornrows

You're like normal f**k being normal

And I just bought a new Raygun from the future

To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad

Singin' to a man while they played piano

Man oh man that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day

''Hey Fab I'mma kill you''

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed JJ Fad

Uh sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

Innovative and I'm made of rubber

So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you

I'm never stating more than never demonstrating

How to give a motherf**kin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

Never fading and I know that the haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say I fell off they'd be celebrating

Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

I make elevating music you make elevator music

Oh he's too mainstream

Well that's what they do when they get jealous they confuse it

It's not hip hop it's pop cause I found a hella way to fuse it

With rock shock rap with Doc

Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it

I don't know how to make songs like that

I don't know what words to use

Let me know when it occurs to you

While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you

It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurtin' you

How many verses I gotta murder to prove

That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too

School flunkie pill junky

But look at the accolades the skills brung me

Full of myself but still hungry

I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to

And I'm a million leagues above you

Ill when I speak in tongues

But it's still tongue in cheek f**k you

I'm drunk so Satan take the f**king wheel

I'm asleep in the front seat

Bumping Heavy D and the Boys still chunky but funky

But in my head there's something

I can feel tugging and struggling

Angels fight with devils here's what they want from me

They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had

Then you may be a little patient and

More symphatetic to the situation

And understand the discrimation

But f**k it life's handing you lemons make lemonade then

But if I can't batter the women

How the f**k am I supposed to bake them a cake then

Don't mistake it for Satan

It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas

And take a vacation to trip a broad

And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard

Be a king Think not why be a king when you can be a God