作曲 : Slaughter Beach, Dog

There is a time in your life when "smile" becomes "smirk"

And there is but one boy left who can digest your quirks

Now, don't talk about yourself 'cause it's never gonna work

He's already got you figured out

Earlier, he was lurking on the internet

Why else would he have not left yet?

He's gathered all of the data and

Passed it through his pasta strainer of a brain

Stare at the simple machine in front of you and act entertained

He was what's left once the best you can do dipped early

Clearing this dismal vignette

For more space to drink the dude away

Who only came for the candy tray

It's Halloween in Hell

But it sure looks likes Dad's garage

She is the reason you're here

So quit acting like you can't see her staring at you

And stop eating all the candy

The essence of a goddamned toddler

Sitting there, picking at crumbs like a graverobber

You know what she likes, so why don't you ask her now?

Conversation premeditation is still allowed

Worse comes to worse, she screams, "No!" and slaps you around

Take a peek at your watch, and get your eyes off the ground

It's way too late for this

And Andy needs a ride home

He's standing at the back door

Dancing circles around his cell phone

Stand up straight, walk her way, and say hello

This ain't so bad now, darling

It's nice to meet you here

We've got a lot in common

I'd like to keep you near

This ain't so bad now, darling

It's nice to meet you here

We've got a lot in common

I'd like to keep you