You are now listening to the sounds of...Shady and...Alchemist..Alchemist..Alchemist...

Got an axe in the duffel bag, couple of fags,

Stuffed in the backseat, muzzled n gagged,

Wrapped in bubble wrap, two le*************ians ahh,

Couple hustler mags, now grab the pez dispenser,

Fill it up to the max, with muscle relaxers,

The governor of Alaska, She lusts when i ask her,

To shove my polaski sausage up in her ass huh,

While we hover over Nebraska,

Shooting at the ******g buffalo pasture,

In the helicopter, man i can't ************* her no faster,

She's screaming grab my *******, shady suck on those bastards,

But i ain't no sucker, I won't snuggle up with her after,

I'm a gigolo, But Ya'll look like the juggalo rapper,

Everyday man i just seem to get a little bit ****r,

*************t, Back down,

Man I'd rather lick on a *************,

And eat the ******g octa Mom's ************* lips with some okra,

While i watch Whoopi Goldberg, Sizzle with Oprah,

While bossy ************* farts and takes a piss on the sofa,

Getting home and play ************* swords with the Jonas...Brothers,

Your mother ******g mothers are roamers, Like no other,

I keep thinking of her smothered in soma's...

Its chemical warfare, Drop bombs like sadam,

I'm bringing the drama, Like Barrack Obama,

Playing rock em' sock em' robots with the Octo Mama,

I'm vato loco, homie I'll ******* those llamas,