[00:09.45]Went to a party
[00:11.59]I danced all night
[00:13.62]I drank sixteen beers
[00:15.52]And I started up a fight
[00:18.37]But now I'm jaded
[00:21.00]You're out of luck
[00:23.15]I'm rolling down the stairs
[00:25.04]Too drunk to ****
[00:29.40]I too drunk to ****
[00:31.23]You too drunk to ****
[00:33.63]Too drunk to ****
[00:35.60]I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to ****
[00:41.12]I like your stories
[00:44.30]I like your gun
[00:46.67]Shooting out cop tires
[00:48.44]Sounds like loads and loads of fun
[00:51.40]But in my room
[00:53.49]Wish you were dead
[00:55.63]You ball like the baby
[00:58.12]In Eraserhead
[01:01.97]I too drunk to ****
[01:04.40]I too drunk to ****
[01:05.84]Too drunk to ****
[01:06.33]Too drunk to ****
[01:07.75]It's all I need right now, too drunk to ****
[01:08.86]Too drunk to ****
[01:34.47]I too drunk to ****
[01:36.76]You too drunk ****
[01:38.01]Too drunk to ****
[01:40.25]I'm sick, soft, gooey and cold, too drunk to ****
[01:51.68]I'm about to drop
[01:53.56]My head's a mess
[01:56.19]The only salvation is
[01:58.06]I'll never see you again
[02:00.63]You give me head
[02:02.86]It makes it worse
[02:05.37]Take out your f****n' retainer
[02:07.97]Put it in your purse
[02:11.39]Too drunk to ****
[02:13.52]You're too drunk to ****, too drunk to ****
[02:17.00]It's all I need right now, oh baby
[02:19.36]I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
[02:21.21]And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to ****
[02:25.58]Yeah, yeah
[02:27.29]Yeah, yeah
[02:30.14]Yeah, yeah
[02:31.10]Ooh