Performed by
By Cooldog
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He‘d make a plan
And he‘d follow through,
That‘s what Brian Boitano‘d do.
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I‘m sure he‘d kick an ass or two,
That‘s what Brian Boitano‘d do.
I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vocabulary.
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I‘ll be an activist, too,
Cos that‘s what Brian Boitano would do.
And what would Brian Boitano do,
He‘d call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That‘s what Brian Boitano would do.
When Brian Boitano travelled throu