Designated Drinker - Alan Jackson

Here s my keys, I want you to take em

I think I m gonna need you to get back home

Hold on to my hat, I don t wanna lose it

I couldn t stand for something else to be gone

I m sure you know the reason I m here cryin

I think you ll understand why

Tonight, I m the designated drinker

I just lost one the that wrapped me around her finger

I need to get to where I can t think of her

So tonight, I m the designated drinker

I came here to get you to help me

I need a friend to see me through

I hated to call, I knew you wouldn t mind at all

I know you know I d do the same for you

I m not the kind that likes to drown my sorrow

I may hate myself tomorrow

Oh but

Tonight, I m the designated drinker

I just lost the one that wrapped me around her finger

I need to get to where I can t think of her

So tonight, I m the designated drinker

We need to get to where we can t think of her

So tonight, we re the designated drinkers

Oh tonight, we re the designated drinkers