Went to a party

I danced all night

I drank sixteen beers

And I started up a fight

But now I'm jaded

You're out of luck

I'm rolling down the stairs

Too drunk to ****

I too drunk to ****

You too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****

I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to ****

I like your stories

I like your gun

Shooting out cop tires

Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room

Wish you were dead

You ball like the baby

In Eraserhead

I too drunk to ****

I too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****

It's all I need right now, too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****

I too drunk to ****

You too drunk ****

Too drunk to ****

I'm sick, soft, gooey and cold, too drunk to ****

I'm about to drop

My head's a mess

The only salvation is

I'll never see you again

You give me head

It makes it worse

Take out your f****n' retainer

Put it in your purse

Too drunk to ****

You're too drunk to ****, too drunk to ****

It's all I need right now, oh baby

I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby

And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to ****

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

Ooh