A Pain In The Gas - Billy Ray Cyrus

Left for work this morning

Without any warning

That little tiny gage said it s that time

So I started looking

But I just kept on looking

As I read the prices there upon those signs

Soon I knew my luck was out

My tank was dry and just about

Put me on my feet and send me crying

So I pulled up to a pump

Feeling as dumb as a stump

Grabbed that nozzle and bent over one more time

It s a pain in my gas

It s killing me so fast

All my hard earned money just thrown away

Blame bin Ladin or Sudan

Irak or Iran

All I know is this a-hurting just won t pass

There seems to be a real pain in my gas

So if you see me thumbing

A-begging or a-bumming

Ponder these three questions that I ask

Who s to blame for all my sorrow

Does relief lie in tomorrow

In the meantime could I borrow

A little cash

cause there s a pain in my gas

It s killing me so fast

All my hard earned money just thrown away

Blame bin Ladin or Sudan

Irak or Iran

All I know is this a-hurting just won t pass

There seems to be a real pain in my gas

Help me doctor there s a deep pain in my gas

Mr president there s a real pain in my gas