Sweetie I don't want your cookies

If you're looking for applause, keep lookin'

Your recipe's boring, need a little more spice in my cookin'

Honey you don't want my problems

If you had 'em you would sink to the bottom

You should bring your life jacket

Cause people like you can't handle this, no

Where were you when I needed you?

Tell me, where were you when I needed you?

Fake ass *******

When they smile in your face, but behind you it ain't well wishes

When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes

When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different

No time for these fake ass *******

I been down in the trenches, you should know but you don't pay attention

You wouldn't know real talk if it screamed out loud in your face, now listen

You got away with it, I believed you for a hot minute

Could've used a friend in the moment but you had to go ghost, leave me lonely

Where were you when I needed you?

Tell me, where were you when I needed you?

Fake ass *******

When they smile in your face, but behind you it ain't well wishes

When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes

When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different

No time for these fake ass *******

You not my BFF, you not my bestie

You a fake ass ***** just like the rest, see

I was all the way down, you was all the way gone

Now you tryna come back cause I'm all the way on

I got both middle fingers all the way up

And for fraud broads, I don't give two *****

If I say something, my moves'll back it

You be running your mouth and it don't match your actions

And I ain't throwing shade, I'm just saying

Act like it's a buffet and eat off your own plate

Cause it not a compliment when I say you fab

You just a F-A-B with your fake ass, *****

You can go jump on the bandwagon

You your money and your lame ass friends

Go ahead and jump on the bandwagon

With you fake ass *******

With your ***** ass

With your *****