作词 : S. Battin/K. Fowley

作曲 : S. Battin/K. Fowley

Fat ugly fat man swam in a red tire made of stone

A painted lady paddled next to him with two poodles on her lap

Garbo quietly picked a flower

While the chauffeur won his check again

And Barrymore took an noname out and diamond fell like rain

Cisco Kid and a bald headed waitress trapped underneath a bed of brass

The french cook served them chocolates and some cold cuts on the grass

Louilla ripped her zebra pants in the polo lounge

And Errol Flynn was not let in cause he was coming down

Up in Zanadu diamonds fell like rain

Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane

Valentino suddenly appeared in his midnight blue tuxedo

Had a falcon on his shoulder eating chicken from his hands

And Fatty Arbuckel waddled by on way to the bath house green

Frankenstein ate the leading lady and licked the carcass clean

Up in Zanadu diamonds fell like rain

Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane

Up in Zanadu diamonds fell like rain

Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen K