Ladies and Gentlemen!

Yes my fine gentlemen friends

Okay, we're gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics

Called Left Pimping

Everybody turn to Left Pimping

Now as you can see

It's located in a region near your man

Called untitled space

I'm T-Boz I got it like that

Left Eye's dope she's got it like that

Chilli's fly she's got it like that

TLC and that's where it's at

I'm T-Boz I got it like that

Left Eye's dope she's got it like that

Chilli's fly she's got it like that

TLC and that's where it's at

We met at the park at the Summer Jams

Tims untied with saggy pants

Not the kind of guy I would give a chance

But he was kinda packin' under circumstance

6 foot 3 sexy as can be

I saw him through the crowd comin' up to me

He said aren't you that shorty from TLC

He told me 'bout the things he would do to me

Bridge:

(So come on over)

Let me check you out

See just what you're talkin' 'bout

(So come on over)

Boy you turn me on

Talkin' that stuff on the telephone

(So come on over)

You got me showin' through

So I can't wait to get next to you

(So come on over)

Don't let it take too long

I'm ready to put it on

You need some ginseng

For your ping ping

So we can do it!

Oops

Chorus:

First he came

And then he went

Right to sleep on me

I could not believe

Wakin' up and givin' what I need

Yeah yeah

First he came

And then he went

Right to sleep so fast

Did he have it up his sleeve

To pull a quickie on me

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he did not

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

Yeah yeah

He called me up to apologize

Said he owed me one and tonight's the night

Didn't know if he should get another chance

But he was kinda packin' under circumstance

He didn't know that I peeped him out

Picked up on what a quickie is all about

So went to dinner back to the crib

So I could switch it up and show him how it is

Bridge

(So come on over)

Let me check you out

See just what you're talkin' 'bout

(So come on over)

Boy you turn me on

Talkin' that stuff on the telephone

(So come on over)

You got me showin' through

So I can't wait to get next to you

(So come on over)

Don't let it take too long

I'm ready to put it on

Oh wait hold up hold up hold up

Is your name Houdickie

Cuz I heard you pulled a quickie

Chorus

First he came

And then he went

Right to sleep on me

I could not believe

Wakin' up and givin' what I need

Yeah yeah

First he came

And then he went

Right to sleep so fast

Did he have it up his sleeve

To pull a quickie on me

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he did not

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

Yeah yeah

Now as we bring this class to a close

There is one last thing that we must review everybody

Alright, it's called the Left Pimp Dance

Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your left foot in front

Leeeeeean to the left

And dip

Just like sweet rivers

I got a taste for flow

My flow's the next show

Lets flip this icy snow

And soulfully quiver

Cuz the rhythm knows

How to correlate

With next to vertebrae's glow

I'm runnin' enough days though

Meanin' I kill time

You heard of Mayo

Well my cars do real fine

Miracle Whip this lyrical chick

On some spiritual shit

This will be a perennial trip

Damn (damn)

I'm that imperial bitch (uh)

Chorus

First he came

And then he went

Right to sleep on me

I could not believe

Wakin' up and givin' what I need

Yeah yeah

First he came

And then he went

Right to sleep so fast

Did he have it up his sleeve

To pull a quickie on me

He pulled a quickie on me

I'm T-Boz I got it like that

Left Eye's dope she's got it like that

Chilli's fly she's got it like that

TLC and that's where it's at

No no no no no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he did not

And I'm not doin' it with him anymore

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