作词 : James Euringer

作曲 : James Euringer

(Hello, Children.

Would you like to hear a story? Well okay then.

Let me tell you a story about one mother****er, two mother****ers, three mother****ers

Four mother****ers.

One mother****er, two mother****ers, three mother****ers, they were born to roll.)

Well I rock and you roll

And I'm a stupid mutha****a

Goin' outta control

I'm a break the English language with my four letter flow

I know you ****ing hate it that's what I'm paid for

'Cause I roll and you rock and if you don't ****ing like it you can suck on my ****

You want to get on down I'm on **** patrol

The lights are on but nobody's home

Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you

You better just admit it 'cause you know that it's true

I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you

I'm gonna **** you up without further ado because

I go about things the wrong way baby

Ass backwards

I go about things the wrong way baby

Ass backwards

(Oh my. They're having quite an adventure. Let's turn the page and see what the ****

They do next.)

'Cause I'm hard and you're soft

I'm not only the client but I'm also the boss

Just like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss

I'm a hit rock bottom with a round of applause

'Cause I'm soft and you're hard and I'm the ***** wussy bugle boy from company retard

I shoulda quit this shit long ago but I can't say no to all the ****in' dough

Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you

You better just admit it 'cause you know that it's true

I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you

I'm gonna **** you up without further ado because

I go about things the wrong way baby

Ass backwards

I go about things the wrong way baby

Ass backwards

(Oh my goodness.)

Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in

I go about things the wrong way baby

Ass backwards

(Well, that's all for now. Goodnight, stupid children.)